Well, we’re fucked.
— every Australian after hearing the budget. (via bumbleblaine)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
fuck it’s cold
— australians right now (via hallelujah-youngandloaded)
he just became like 50% carrot
// Selected by Sunil
Vintage Coke cans, 1980s
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
(Source: , via fcukengee)